*Deletes my fuck ups and act like they didn’t happen*
me: where’s the toilet?
New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight
me: thanks. I’ll just piss in the street
"You cannot shame a woman who owns everything about herself. You cannot weaponize the truth against her."
when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,
- signs that are perceived as calm but are actual angry little demons inside: cancer, virgo, pisces, taurus, gemini
- signs that are perceived as angry but are actually calm inside: scorpio, sagittarius, aquarius, leo
- I do what I want: libra
- Raging fire breathing dragon at all times: capricorn, aries